Welcome To DominGlowRingsUK Sucks*

(They were jerks, so I bought their URL.)

 

We are the home of miracle rings that start as one piece and turn into two!

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Nine months ago, I spent $465 on a gorgeous black fire opal ring from DominglowringsUK on Etsy. I loved it. I wore it to replace my damaged wedding ring. But, I didn’t know that buried under the “Learn more about this item” button was this warning, “It is as durable as a ring made from solid glass.” What they mean is, “If you are a normal person that might drop their ring or bump it off the counter occasionally, this ring will detonate like Alderaan.”

Not having found this warning, I failed to store this ring in bubble wrap. Bubble wrap on my finger. My bad. I wrote them this message after my ring snapped in half, “Hello. I’m not sure if there is anything that can be done about this. I bumped my rind off the counter and it cracked in half when it hit the floor. Kinda sucks. I figured I would see if you had any thoughts before I post a negative review.”  Yes, I spelled it “rind” instead of “ring.” I’m not only clumsy, but I spell as well as a drunken pirate.

I figured I wouldn’t get a refund, but was hoping for a way to repair it or an offer of a discount on a replacement. I was shocked to receive this reply, “Todd it very unfortunate you broke the ring due to your negligence, however our description states that quote, [insert long disclaimer found when you click ‘Learn more about this item.’] We don’t appreciate your blackmail. You didn’t put a good review when you received the ring. You broke the ring and now you are threatening us to post a bad review. First of all your attitude is very unprofessional and secondly as per our shop policy for solid opal rings, we are not responsible for damage caused after delivery due to customer mishandling.”

Holy shit, I wasn’t expecting that. Being highly unprofessional, I also didn’t know that Etsy prevents you from posting product reviews more than 100 days after purchase. So, if you buy a great ring and after 100 days it fractures like the USSR, you can’t post a negative review. In other words, the 5-star average review that DominglowringsUK has and their “Star Seller” status are total BS because they do not include the people whose rings split after a few months like Britney Spears from a marriage.  (Disclaimer: her second marriage didn’t even make it a few months, it made it 55 hours, but you get the point.)

Knowing I had no recourse through Etsy, DominglowringsUK basically told me to piss off because, aside from basic human decency, they had little incentive to provide polite customer service. I tried to buy a second item from them to leave a review under that, but their elite customer service department was too wile for me and canceled my order. I also tried to leave them a bad review on Google, but couldn’t find them there except for a link to the Etsy store. Left with no solution and having just been told off, I was angry. Then, I had an idea. My anger wilted to a mischievous grin as I realized I was going to have hours of great fun.

Searching for “DominglowringsUK” hadn’t turned up a store on Google maps or a URL to anything except Etsy. What if they were not only cheap with their customer service, but with their websites as well? I took a trip to GoDaddy and what do you know, they were too stringy to buy their own URL. Oops.

In the end, I bought DominglowringsUK.com. And .net. And .org. And .info. And .biz. And Dominglowrings.com. And Dominglowrings.uk. And many other variants. All of the URL’s I purchased forward to this site. And, I paid to run Google ads for a month for “DominglowringsUK Sucks” If DominglowringsUK wants to buy a URL for future use, I left open a few crappy ones like Dominglowrings.suck.

I did this for me and for anyone else who has been mistreated by DominglowringsUK. I did this for the guy at the Delta-8 store who saw my ring and said, “I had a ring just like that, but I bumped my hand on a counter and it cracked in half.” Seriously, that happened.

Well, DominglowringsUK you thought I had no recourse, but you are now reading my recourse.

Sincerely,

DominglowringsUK Sucks

PS. This site and its affiliates are not for sale. This isn’t blackmailing. This is DominglowringsUK eating a bag of dicks.

 

* DominglowringsUK Sucks is not affiliated with DominglowringsUK. We wouldn’t want to be.  They’re assholes.